HEY GUYS! I HOPE YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT NEW YEAR CELEBRATION! I HOPE 2016 IS BETTER THAN 2015 :3 ANYWAY ENJOY THIS FIC. TO BE HONEST I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN WRITING THIS. HOPEFULLY THE NEXT NEW YEAR STORY IS BETTER, WHICH MEANS I CANT PROCRASTINATE. ANYWAY ENOUGH BABBLING READ THE STORY NOW XD

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Sabie narrowed his eyes in thought as he stared at the game he's playing. "What's the matter Sabie? Afraid your gonna lose?" Walrus said. "Of course not. In fact, I'm about to win." He said, moving the game piece, which was almost at the finish. Walrus clenched her fists. "Oh, I see. This is no longer just a game, is it? Looks like Candyland just got real!" She said. "WHOEVER GETS TO THE CANDYMAN FIRST WINS TITLE AS RULER OF CANDY LAND!"
Walrus said, running out the front door. "OH NO YOU DONT!" Sabie said, running after her. Jay saw them running outside. "KIDS BE CAREFUL!" She shook her head and sighed. Why is it that every New Years Walrus and  Sabie always try to rob the candy from the Candy man and I always will have to bail them out of jail afterwards?" Snowy  then walked into the kitchen. "Is the pie almost done yet? I can just taste it's holiness already..." She said, going Derp eyed and drooling. "Not yet, still has to bake." Jay said. "Awwww..."

All of a sudden, Gamzee kicked down the door. "And then I have to replace the door as usual" Jay sighed. "KIDS! I HAVE A QUEST FOR US!" Lizzie looked at him. "Which iiiiiis?" He then picked up Lizzie and Snowy. "WE'RE GONNA MAKE MÔTHERFUCKING DESTIEL CANNON!" He said. "OH MY HOLY MISHA!" Snowy fangirled. "LETS GO!" Gamzee said, running through the wall. "Wait for me!" Warriors said, faceplanting, then getting up and running after them. Shadow walked downstairs and looked around. "Where did every one go?" Shadow said. As she said that police sirens sounded. "Oh, that's your cue shadow" Jay said, handing her money. "Do you remember where the jail is?" "Considering the fact I bail them out every year, I do." Shadow said, heading off to the jail house. Jay sighed. "And new year has begun"

QUEST TO MAKE DESTIEL CANNON
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Gamzee ran about 1 mile before stopping. "So... Where... Are.... We.... Going.... Exactly..." He huffed. "Uh, Los Angeles? That's where the convention is this year." Snowy said. "Now hurry it up! I can't keep my Misha SENPAI waiting!" She added. "You know, normally I'd give you shit about having a senpai, but since I'm your mother's senpai, I guess I can't." Gamzee said, chuckling. "Enough chit chat! Onwards!" Lizzie said. "Ok, let's go!" He said, running from wherever they live to Los Angeles.

Eventually, they got there, and Gamzee layed on the ground. "Carry me" he said. "Uh no" Lizzie said. "Well then I guess we can't make motherfucking destiel cannon." Gamzee said. "NOT ON MY WATCH!" Snowy said in her JOHN CENA voice, grabbing his leg."Wait what are you-" "SNOWY THROW!" And with that she threw Gamzee through a window. "OH SHIIIIIIIII-" he said as he flew. When snowy turned to lizz, she held up her hands. "Spare me senpai" Lizzie said. "Ok I guess." Snowy said. She then licked Lizzie up, and ran straight through the wall. When the dust cleared, everyone at the panel was silent, including Jensen ACKLES and Misha Collins.

"Sup motherfuckers" Gamzee Said. "OMYMISHA ITS DESTIEL!" "Uh what?" Jensen said. "Oh so you ship it too" Misha said. "Everyone does." Lizzie stated. Gamzee then put mistletoe over their heads. "Kiss lovebirds." Gamzee said, smirk. "But it's not Christmas it's new-" Dean said, but snowy interrupted. "Do you want him to get sober on your attractive butts?" She said. "Uh, n-no" Dean said. "THEN SMOOCH," she screeched. "HAPPY NEW YEAR ITS A PARADE!" Cas said, then kissed Dean.  The panel went crazy. "Mission accomplished" the three of them said, highflying, and then they went home.

QUEST TO ROB CANDY AND TO ESCAPE THE COPS
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Sabie and Walrus ran into the candy shop. The shop keeper saw them. "OH NO YOU DONT! I CALLED THE COPS AND THEY'LL BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES!" He said in his Italian accent. Sabie and walrus turned to eachother. "HURRY AND GRAB THE CANDY!" They then wrecked the shop, pouring as much candy into their gigantor bags before ten minutes were up. When their bags were halfway full, the sirens sounded from a distance. "RUN!" They screeched. As they ran they jumped into the wagon they bought for this specific purpose. "HURRY!" Saber said as he got into the wagon. "Wouldn't it be easier if you pulled the wagon?!" She pointed out. "NO NOW USE THOSE MUCLES AND PULL!"

They ran up the block as fast as they could. When they spotted the downhill road, walrus jumped into the wagon and they went downhill fast, jumping over hills. The cops were gaining on them. "CANT THIS THING GO ANYFASTER?!" Walrus said worriedly. "NEXT YEAR WHEN I GET A CAR, WE'RE USING THAT!" Saber said. "AGREED" Walrus said. "AAAAA BRICK WALL AT THREE O CLOCK!" Saber screamed. Like they practiced over the year, they grabbed the candy and jumped out of the wagon, rolling on the ground, getting up, and running, trying to escape from the cops.

3 HOURS LATER

Shadow glared at saber and walrus as she handed the cop the bail money. The cop opened the jail door, and they left the cell excitedly with the bag of candy. The cop shot shadow a look, and she rolled her eyes, and paid for the candy. The two siblings high fived as she rolled her eyes. "I swear one of these days you won't succeed in your candy heists." She said. "Well we still succeeded." Sabie said. "Now let's go home"

QUEST TO FORGET YOU HAVE KIDS AND DECIDE TO DRINK
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As Jay watched Shadow leave, she made sure no one was there. At first she was unsure if she was ready to do this this year, however she was ready. Normally it was a light wine or even rarely a beer, but this year, she decided to go wild. Not only does she have ten beer bottles, but she also decided to sneak a little slime concoction of Gamzee's. She turned on the radio and I love rock n roll started playing. While it did, she drank all of it,  including the slime. That's when she decided, to be weird. She then looked through the closet, and smiled when she saw the costume that she was looking for.

Every one was agape as Jay ran around the neighborhood, dressed as a potatoe, singing at the top of her lungs. "IM A MAGICAL POTATO IN MY TOWN!" She sang. The town was horrified, all the kids eyes covered. After an hour, she went back home. As she was looking for a special mix, Sabie, walrus, and shadow came back. "WElcOme BACK kIDs hic!" She hiccuped. "oh god don't tell me your drunk AND high" Sabie said. "I doNtJ knOwna Whatur hic your talking abutt" she said. "NOW WHO WANTS TO MAKE CIRCLETINE KIDS!" "US!" The two girls said. Sabie looked at the like they were insane. "GET THE MILK AND VINEGAR!" She said. They grabbed the milk and vinegar. Jay poured the ingredients over the table, no where near the cup. "MIX IT TOGETHER KIDS!" Shadow got the mixer, handed it to walrus, who threw the mixer on the table. "it's Ready hic" Gamzee opened the door, and snowy and Lizzie walked in the house. "Hey gang!" Gamzee said. "CIRCLETINE AAAAHAHAHISJKAMAAIAAI!" Jay said, throwing the empty can of circletine at the door, and Gamz closed the door before he could get hit, then walked back in. Gamzee laughed. "We got some time left before New Years starts. Why don't you take a nap and sleep the slime and alcohol off." Jay nodded. "Don't tell me twice." She said, falling asleep on his shoulder

SOME ODD HOURS LATER

"5...4...3...2....1... HAPPY NEW YEAR!" They screamed as the ball dropped. "WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEARS?" Jay said. Snowy then grabbed a bowl of punch and slammed it onto the floor and screamed. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Snowy shouted. At first everybody was silent, but then they all laughed and group hugged. While they did so, Jay looked at the fourthwall camera thingy and smiled. "happy New Years everyone" she whispered, winking, for she knew that 2016 would be a great year
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