Your friend just now reailzes 'Cicada' sounds like a drug.

Your dog forces you to run for at least 10 minutes.

You freak out cause your friend starts singing 'You are my sunshine' but replaces sunshine with moonshine the whole song and you feel like your in a horror film.

You remembered and imagined the images of you killing your friend in the future and you start questioning your sanity.

YOUR DOG IS CUTE AF AND YOU BEGIN HAVING A KAWAII OVERDOSE DKFHSLAHJDJSJJ!

Your friend asks "How does one make money?" Out of the blue.