So it's only my first day back at school and I've heard so many painfully dumb things in the background of my classroom. I think my IQ went down 40 points just listening to it.

One

"What's Obama's last name?"

Two

"Are Mexican and Spanish two different languages?"

Three

"What's a Cellular Device? I just have a cell phone."

Four

"It's 2015, right?"

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>________> these people are killing me with the stupid. Seriously.