So, while I'm sitting here bored in class, a thought just occurred to me.

You ever remember something really funny that happened to you in the past, and you just burst out laughing when you remember it and just want to tell someone?

Well, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

So, my freshman year in High School, I'm sitting in my Geometry class filled with trouble-makers, when all of a sudden I hear some commotion coming from beside me.

"Hey, do you think the teacher would notice if I jumped out the window?"

Relax, we were on the first floor. Jumping out the window is literally like a 4ft drop.

Funny thing is...

I sat right next to the window.

Like, right next to it. I would lean back in my chair up against the shelf that was right below the window, so it'd be impossible for someone to open the window without me seeing it.

My poor teacher. These students gave her such a hard time all the time, and she was the sweetest thing. She had to yell at all of these idiots almost every day when they'd do something stupid. And these idiots did something crazy stupid every day. Every. Day.

So this guy gets up and grabs the bathroom pass and walks over to the window while my teacher is lecturing, and he carefully opens the window without making much noise.

Meanwhile, I'm just like: >_> oh my god. He's serious.

This guy jumps out the window IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS, closes it behind him, and my teacher has absolutely no idea what happened.

XD meanwhile, me and the other guys that are friends with the idiot who jumped out the window are completely laughing our asses off. My teacher just stared at us for the longest time, confused, then just shrugged it off and went back to teaching.

So here's what happened next.

About five minutes later, there's a knock at the door.

So, my teacher walks over and opens the door, and standing there before her is the idiot who jumped out the window.

Teacher: "Hey... What are you doing out here?"

Student: *flashes bathroom pass* "I just got back from the bathroom. You said I could go."

Teacher: *thinks about it for a moment, then nods* "O-oh... Ok then. Well, go take a seat."

So the guy got away with it. He jumped out the window, closed it, walked back around the school, then re-entered the classroom without raising the teacher's suspicions.

XD XD XD XD ah.... Freshman year.