So my Art Teacher puts these essential questions up on the board and forgets to make us write them down and answer them like every day. Then again she's kind of a crazy woman. And is very, VERY pregnant and hormonal. *shes driving me crazy!!! But I still love her~!* Anyways, I actually have a point to this little update.

Today's Essential Question: "What was your happiest moment in your life so far?"

For once, for the FIRST TIME SINCE THE YEAR STARTED, she actually remembered to make us do the essential question. *snore* BOOOOORRRRIIIIIING!!! *yawn*

So, instead of writing them, she just had us do a little presentation and share our answers with the class.

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Now here's where it gets interesting.

All of my classmates started sharing their "happiest moments in life" aloud. And I sure as hell wasn't about to go first. (Public speaking...? FUCK NO!)

"Uhhh... I guess my happiest moment was winning the last football game of the season this year!"

"I just got accepted into Oxford!!!!!!"

"I finally got a girlfriend!"

"Me? Oh, I uh... I just completed my video game! I was at a really hard level that I was stuck at for weeks."

"I GOT A SUPER RARE YUGIOH CARD THE OTHER DAY AND---"

"No one cares, Robby."

"Ok..."

"Serena? What about you?" *teacher looks over at me, wanting to know what I had to say oddly*

(Bear in mind, this was at 9am this morning and I was VERY TIRED. Although, looking back at my answer, I have no regrets and would've said the same thing even if I was 100% awake)

"Oh, that's easy." I yawed lazily, staring at my teacher with a completely dead serious look. "My happiest moment in life was when I finally got big enough boobs to set a bowl of cereal on top of them. It makes eating apple jacks on the couch so much easier."

*entire class is silent*

*everyone is staring at me like there's something wrong with me*

"BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Everyone starts to die laughing, and the guys started applauding. My teacher was crying from laughing so hard. This made my whole day~!