I'm so exhausted but I can't sleep.

Current Eastern Time: ......1:33am.

Ughhhhh insomnia whyyyyyy??? Why do this to me???

Someone help me ;-; tell me a bedtime story in the comments so I actually sleep. I tried to go to bed like 2 hours ago..... It can be funny, random, completely crazy and weird, I don't care. This is the part where you get to be as completely crazy and weird as you want. I'm kinda curious to see what you guys come up with. Maybe I'll be a character in one :D or not.... But still. Seriously. Someone cure my insomnia!!!!

Whoever has the most creative story gets an honorable mention in my next update, and I will totally publish your bedtime story in here if it's that awesome.

If you vote but don't come up with a story you're officially lame. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!