So my entire restaurant thinks I'm a lesbian now and my coworker/best friend Tiffany is my lover, and it's all her fault.

Fuck.

*sigh* Here's how it happened...

Tiffany: *randomly hugs Serena in front of Hibachi and Sushi chefs*

Serena: 0______e what the fuck are you doing?

Tiffany: *looks at chefs, dead serious* She sad. I cheer her up!

Serena: *stares at her oddly* What? No, I'm not sad, she just hugged me---

Hibachi Chef: You gay? *speaks very broken english*

Serena: *dumbstruck* What? No, I---

Tiffany: *cuts Serena off* Yes, she's very gay! We are very gay together!

Serena: 0-0 WHAT!? NO! I'M NOT GAY!

Sushi Chef: *laughs* Tiffany and Serena gay!

Hibachi Chef: Lovers! You are lovers!

Serena: NOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I SWEAR!!!!

Tiffany: *tries to hug Serena again*

Serena: *glares and keeps a straight face as she punches Tiffany in the boob at full force*

Tiffany: Oof! *pouts* Owwie!

Serena: >_____> fucker.

Both Chefs: *dying laughing*