So you guys know how I write on my phone, and talk to you through wattpad's mobile app, right?

Yeah, well, about four or five days ago, my phone kinda sorta stopped working.

So, randomly throughout the day, my touchscreen would either:
a) randomly start spazzing out and clicking on other buttons I wasn't even pressing
b) stop responding completely and freeze
c) only type words if I pressed each letter key four to seven times in angry fury
d) randomly zoom in and out
e) open and close random apps

...

Yeah. And with my level of "patience," that didn't exactly go over so well with me. I got super fed up and stressed out by it, and after five days of being unable to escape into my world of writing, I had a tiny little emotional breakdown and cried for a little bit because I couldn't write anything for almost a week without my touch screen fucking it up XDDDDDD so today I went to the sprint store and bought myself an iPhone 6s (I had a 5s previously) because since I used my old phone so much I literally killed it.

I killed my almost two-year-old phone by using it too much for photoshop and writing.

...

XD how pathetic is that?

So here were my options: pay the RIDICULOUS price of $650 for the iPhone 6s and own it, plus an additional $100 for a 64gb version (which I desperately needed, trust me) ORRRRR go with the iPhone forever plan where you make monthly payments of around $28 for eighteen months, then bring in your phone to get an upgrade and repeat the monthly payment process, which also requires an additional $100 for the 64gb version.

So here's the cool deal I got from both the sprint store and my father.

My father offered to pay $10 of my monthly bill if I did the iPhone forever plan, since I go through phones apparently like I do oxygen, because that's what he would pay if I wanted to switch over to a cheap android phone that he would normally pay for 100% like my mom did a month ago (which I refused to get because I hate androids long story short and prefer iPhones despite their ridiculous prices and joke of a battery life).

So that left me with $18 per month plus the $100 for the 64gb.

But wait, there's more.

From what I can understand, because of the current cell phone plan my family has, sprint offered to deduct $10 from that $18 for every monthly payment. Which left me paying $8 monthly plus the $100.

So $8 x eighteen months + $100 + a cheap $11 phone case = basically a $255 iPhone 6s.

So yeah, I totally got a steal deal on my new phone, although I'm trying to manually set it up right now because for whatever reason it won't let me restore it from my old phone's backup... *slams head on desk and stays there*

Pictures? Check.
Music? Check.
All old apps? Check.
Accounts signed in? Check.
Organized how I want it? Check.
Cosplanner app and notes section synced? Oh fuck... I knew I was forgetting something...

So yay. I now have a newer, nicer phone with more storage space, and all I have to do is wait until Friday when my phone case comes in the mail. In the meantime, I'm going to try to get accustomed to typing on this huge screen with my tiny hands XDDDDD this is so hard!!