Okay guys, so kind of branching off of yesterday's update, I jokingly told mahimahi2602 if she actually made me a list of why I'm intimidating, I would actually publish it here.

Well, she surprised the fuck out of me and did just that XDDDDD

So anything that's coming from me now in this chapter will be in bold, and the rest is directly from Mahi's POV.

_______________________________________________

>Mahimahi2606's 15 Seconds of Fame<

So, Sese and I made a deal kind of thing. Or a challenge. She said that if I made a long list of all the reasons why she's intimidating, then she will publish it. Man, I was kidding, but it's hilarious you actually took the time to do this.

The reasons why Serena is so damn intimidating:

1. Really persuasive
That's a fact.

2. Big list of don'ts in bio
...what? I'm simply giving people a heads up for how to avoid pissing me off.

3. "Uppercutting a bitch"
MY LOCATION HAS BEEN SET AS THAT SINCE I JOINED WATTPAD XD

4. "Use them without permission and I'll kill you" -regarding nicknames (I tried to call her siri once; didn't go well)
No, it most certainly did not.

5. "I tend to get annoyed with stupid people easily" -bio
Well I do.

6. Dodges all advancements to befriendment (like, I made a whole fact of the day thing to try to befriend this moron)
............I can't deny that I try not to befriend many people as a general rule, but the fact of the day thing was just a stupidly epic fail XD

7. Eternally busy
Well I'm sorry that I have a part time job, a cosplay career, a business to run, and on top of that I'm a college student XD

8. Threatened to track me down because I proposed to Dragons_Rose
This is true.

9. Stubborn mule, argued over the colour of someone's shoes.
Now hold on, back up. You went out of your way to message me at like six in the morning saying that volume 4 Blake Belladonna's boots were navy blue and not black, RIGHT AFTER I had just spent $112 USD on a pair of black boots for my cosplay. Of course I got defensive.

I was also right, and they were black.

10. Closed off
....your point is?

11. Has tiiiiiny circle of friends that she replies to. Tbh, they look really cool.
Who, my cosplay friends + Rose?

12. Always so formal
;;;;;;; It's just how I talk...

13. Grammar Nazi
And this is a bad thing, because...?

14. Quick wit
Sorry I'm not as slow-minded as you XDDD

15. Smart (smart people are always intimidating, unless you're me. I'm a smart people-magnet)
I graduated with a 4.25 GPA with honors in the top 100 out of my 550 person class. Of course I'm smart XD I'm also nineteen and in college.

16. Famous
The number of followers I have don't have anything to do with who I am as a person XD

17. Idol
I don't even know how to respond to this lolololol

18. A (lovable) little bitch
That's a fact.

19. Easily pissed off
Also a fact. 

Now you know the reasons why she's intimidating AF, these are the ways, or ways to NOT, to approach Serena:

Do:
1. Talk about cosplay
Always a good start.

2. Talk about her books
I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THESE
Lol Mahi probably gets the most insider information on my books because she actually asks me about them.

(These two will save you 6 months)
Lololololol your 6 months of struggling to converse with me were hilarious to watch. It was way too easy to fuck with you and watch you squirm as you tried desperately to befriend me XDDDDDD

This is how I befriend people. I torture them to see if they leave or stay XDDDD

Don't:

1. Propose to @Dragons_Rose
She's my husband and mine alone!!! щ(ಥДಥ )/

2. Argue over cosplay
(I speak from experience)
Lolololol back to the boots trauma, I see.

Okay, if I'm really honest, Serena is actually really sweet. But that won't stop me from sharing horrible stories! Mwuhuahahaha!!!

Story time!

Oh dear god. What. I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!

A fellow fan and friend of mine took THREE WHOLE HOURS to approach Serena, in the end, he used a greeting that I had written.

Lolololol that was funny. He seemed like he was about to puke from nervousness.

I made a "fact of the day" thing to try befriending her. FAIL. She never replied to them and I just made a fool of myself.

If you had someone you barely knew messaging you with a random ass fact every day and spamming your phone with them for a month, you would ignore them too XD XD XD

Aaaaaand I'm done. :P

_______________________________________________

Okay, switching back to me now.

So. Lol.

Good job Mahi XD you officially made a long ass list of why I'm intimidating.

I agreed with basically all of them lololol

BUT IT DRIVES ME CRAZY THAT IT STOPPED AND NINETEEN AND DIDN'T GO TO TWENTY!

Okay, that's all XD I hope you guys enjoyed reading this lol