Today, in the latest episode of "Serena's dad tries once again to convince his wife that he's actually gay and just settled for her,"

*while decorating the Christmas tree and watching the nutcracker*

Mom: Anthony Paul, you are NOT gay.

Dad: What, of course I'm gay! I only married you because I had no other choice.

Mom: No way. You don't even understand what the heck is going on in the ballet we're watching.

Dad: the what

Mom: the BALLET.

Dad: .....so? I'm totally gay! Where do you think my key fashion sense comes from?

Sister: Blindness.

Serena: *falls onto ground laughing ass off*

Mom: *equally dies laughing*