The Secret
Leo: "Hello, readers! I have a question for you lot."
Nikki: "You know she will kill you if you do this."
Leo: "Aww. Come on!"
Jay: "Yeah, Niks! They deserve to know!"
Nikki: -_-
Nikki: "Yeah, I'm not a part of this."
Nikki: *leaves*
Colt: *comes in as she leaves*
Colt: "I'm guessing Nikki is the smart one for whatever you're doing?"
Jay: "Guysssssssss. The readers are still here."
Jay and Leo: *wave at you (the reader)*
Colt: *looks between you (the reader) and the others*
Colt: "Is this about the singing?"
Jay and Leo: "YES!!"
Leo: "Readers, did you know that Amneris can sing?"
Jay: "Dude, they need to comment their answer . . ."
Leo: "Oh, right. We can't acually hear them unless they comment. Oops."
Leo: "As I was saying, Amneris - the infamous Queen of Lyriumia who is feared throughout over half the multiverse - sings. Can you believe that?!"
Jay: "She's actually really good."
Colt: "And, if you catch her singing, she will be pissed off."
Jay: "What makes you so sure?"
Colt: "I caught her singing once."
Colt: *leaves*
Jay: "Well . . . that was weird."
Leo: "The readers are still here? I suppose we'd better go find Amnsy so they can hear her sing."
An hour of searching later
Amneris: *sitting on the edge of a balcony competely oblivious to her surroundings*
Leo: "Now, we all have to be very quiet. Unlike us, you (the reader) aren't immortal. She will kill you if she has to."
Jay: "And damn she can get creative."
Leo: "Just listen closely okay? And stay hidden."
Amneris: *singing slowly and in a mezzo-soprano tone*
Amneris: "enthy my enthu ma wa soloshu oh weh-ne enthy my enthu ma wa soloshu oh weh-ne enthy my enthu ma wa soloshu oh weh-ne enthy my enthy ma wa solshu oh weh-ne."
Amneris: *continues singing in the background*
Jay: *whispering* "You can't understand her because she's singing in the Old Language of Lyriumia. Not many people can actually speak it, let alone understand it."
Leo: "Don't bother asking us to translate it. We have no idea. It just sounds so -"
Colt: "Beautiful."
Jay and Leo: *almost scream*
Jay: "DUDE!"
Leo: "When did you even get here?"
Colt: -_-
Colt: "Someone had to make sure you two and all of them -" *points at you (the readers) "- did not get into any trouble."
Leo: "Speaking of trouble, she's stopped singing."
Amneris" *no longer on balcony*
Jay: "Fuck. Run! Run!"
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