Why do you and the character Amneris have the same name?

Me: "Well, you see -"

Amneris: "SHE STOLE MY FUCKING NAME, THE BITCH!"

Me: Yeah, that pretty much sums up what happened."

Amneris: "I was 'Amneris" before it was cool." *tosses hair*

Me: *facepalm*

Who gets the best one-liners in the book?

Me: "Well, obviously -"

Amneris: *shoves me away and points to herself* "It's so me."

Leo: *pushes her away* "I think you mean me."

Nikki: "Ladies, we all know it's me."

Leo: "Did you just call me a woman?"

Jay: "Come on, guys. Don't fight."

Carmin: "Yeah, you all get good one-liners."

Colt: "We all get good one-liners."

Me: "That's what I was trying to say . . ."

Amneris, Leo, and Nikki: "BULLSHIT!"

Amneris (Author), here's a good question: Couples. What's the deal there?

Me: "Well, it's pretty straightforward. First, we have the couple that probably shouldn't have happened but did happen because circumstances."

Amneris and Colt: *totally oblivious to surroundings as they make out (again)*

Me: *rolls eyes and makes vomiting gesture*

Me: "Next, we have the ideal couple."

Carmin and Dan: *snuggling on the lounge while reading*

Me: "The are so cute together!!"

Me: "Next up, we have the LBGPQ+ whatever the heck it's called couple."

Hathor and Zoe: *working together on one of Zoe's inventions*

Me: "They really do make a great team."

Me: "Then there's the two close friends who everyone totally ships."

Leo and Nikki: *doing rounds in the sparring ring and end up falling on top of each other*

Me: "JUST FUCK ALREADY!!"

Me: "And, finally, we have these two who everyone knows probably won't last."

Jay and Kayla: *having another argument in the kitchen over food*

Me: "Oh, right. Then we have all of these guys."

Me: *gestures to every other character there is and that are to be*

All Of Them: *glare and/or roll their eyes*