This book is random. Very random. So random, that even people who are random will never get the randomness. If they do get the randomness, good for them!

"Pickles" ... I hate pickles. They are green and taste like sour milk and sour gummy worms put together.

I have evil plans to take over the world! (I did not say that. You did not read that. You read this instead.) I have nice plans to save the world! (Which one did you read?)

Welcome to my book of randomness. If you are still awake and I have not bored you to death, please... read on...