I come home really late at night and I don't want to wake anyone up. Of course, this is the time when my home becomes a haunted house! Every single step creeks! Every door squeaks! ... so after each step, I stop... and listen to see if I woke anyone up. Then I take another step and stop. When I finally get to my room, I sigh with relief. I get dressed, get into bed, and get comfy. .... Then, I have to pee... Crud! So, I get out of bed, go to my door and creak it open slowly and go to the bathroom and do my business. When I get done, I go back to my room and close the door lightly. I click the doorknob into place and it clicks loudly. I cringe and wait for anyone to wake up. ... Nothing. So, I turn around and sit down on my bed and the bed squeaks... All h&!! breaks loose and my dogs wake up barking. Dangit! Like, really? All that creaking and squeaking and that one little squeak of the bed wakes them up?