Warning: if you haven't watched The Force Awakens, this will be a spoiler.

No! Poe Dameron! Why did the ship blow up! Oh god why is Rey in that broken Star Destroyer? Omg Rey is trying to kill Finn. Wha-how did they find the Millennium Falcon?!? Ok. Chewie we're home, blah blah blah. Kylo Ren rages too much. So they go to a cantina. What are they doing there? And Rey finds the lightsaber. But the damn stupid flashbacks. And now Finn has the saber. Just... Aaaaaarrrrrrggggg. And the First Order is attacking! Boom boom weeeooooww boom boom pew pew pew pew. And Kylo captured Rey. Dude. And he pulled off his mask. He has long hair. And he almost killed her, but she escaped. And the team deactivate the shield to the planet which had the death laser that almost killed everyone. OMG HAN SOLO MET KYLO AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?!? HE WAS LIKE I want you to take off that mask so I can see my son's face. THAT MEANS HAN IS KYLO'S DADA LIKE HOW?!? And here comes the sad part. Kylo was handing his saber over to daddy when he was like nope tricked you and he killed his dad and pushed him into a pit. WHY KYLO U ARE SOOOOOO EVIL I WILL KILL YOU KYLO. Omg now Finn and Kylo are fighting. Oh no Finn no!!! And then.... REY KILLED KYLO REN!!!!! AND THEN THE PILOTS BLOW UP THE PLANET WITH THE DEATH LASER! AND THEN THEY FIND THE MAP TO LUKE AND THEY FIND HIM WOOHOO AND THE END.