Bff: Hey -insert name-!!!

Ex: Hi!!!

Me: -randomly joins friends- How did your date go~!?

Bff: Well...um...

Ex: We sorta.....-cough- broke up...

You: But I thought it was supposed to be...

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE YYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUU~!!!

Bff: O.o

Ex: What the...