(Dang, I haven't updated this book in two months. My apologies.)
On my way home from the airport, there waz a flipping Seadra, Exeggutor, a Vaporeon, Dratini, and some other Pokemon on my nearby list. I'm so pissed off.

FOC: 5.16 percent of all Android users downloaded Pokemon Go in the next THREE days after the release.

JOC:
Q: Why should you never take a Pokemon into a bathroom with you while you take a shower?
A: Because it'll Pikachu (peek at you..)