*Headline*
'FLYING BEAR KILLS TWO CANADIANS IN FREAK ACCIDENT'

"We don't see this often, even if we do live in the country" a local Police official says.

Ok Canadians, what's up?

"We don't see (this) often."

Often??

OFTEN?!

A FLYING BEAR KILLS TWO PEOPLE IN A FREAK ACCIDENT, AND THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE SEEN IT?!?!?!?!

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What the heck do you guys do in Canada??????
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I'm so done.