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Haha, any of you guys think you're weird out there?? Well. You've obviously never met us. And by us, I mean me and ma bestie, Irene_The_Wolf .
This here is a class 6 weirdness level texting conversation between Irene_The_Wolf and myself. It can get weirder. Oh yah, and we're just across the room from each other, by the way.
Don't forget, we're texting.
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Me: Staring contest. GO.

Irene: O.O

Me: IM WINNING. 00

Irene: I'm totally winning
Irene: O.o
Irene: Nooo
Irene: My one eye is dying

Me: (•)(•)
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Me: I can see that

Irene: (.)(.)

Me: I'm still going strong

Irene: Well pffff
Irene: Me too
Irene: See?
Irene: *Forces eye open*
Irene: O.O

Me: (•)(0)
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Irene: OWWWWW!!!

Me: My eye's dying

Irene: *Baymax comes*

Me: Help my eye you stupi-
Me: Ohmygosh Lose already!!!
Me: Baymax!!! OWWWWW

Irene: Hello, I am Baymax, your personnel health care companion.

Me: Myyyyy eyyyeee.

Irene: I see you have a problem with your eye.

Me: It hurts
Me: Like death material hurting
Me: I'm gunna die Baymax

Irene: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Me: Just take a look at it!!!
(•)(O)
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Does that look normal to you?!?!

Irene: There, there,
Irene: It's okay to cry

Me: What??? Of course I'm crying. MY EYE'S STUCK OPEN.

Irene: Lol
Irene: Ok I'm sorry
Irene: (Hiro) Baymax!! You're supposed to be nice!

Me: (•)(#)
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MY EYE'S SHRIVELING UP

Irene: (Baymax) I'm sorry, but that looks hilarious

Me: (•)(@)
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Too late you idiotic...IDIOT. I've got an eyepatch now.

Irene: (Foxy) Arrrgh me hearties! There's nothin' tah be ashamed of!!

Irene: (Baymax) *Laughing so hard he's wheezing*

Me: You're mean Baymax....Please fix it?!?!? I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE FOXY!!!! I mean, LOOK AT HIM!!! *Jabs a finger at Foxy*

Irene: (Foxy) 😟

Me: Haha Foxy

Irene: (Baymax) Okay I'm sorry I'm sorry.

Me: I'm not in a good mood right now

Irene: (Baymax) I'll help

Me: Fix it Baymax. PLZ

Irene: (Baymax) *Fixes your eye while laughing like a complete nutcase*

Me: Thank-you. *Kicks Irene under the table* Ha.

Irene: Oowwwww
Irene: *Baymax comes Cuz I said ow*
Irene: (Baymax) Hello. I am Baymax, your personnel health care companion.
Irene: I'm gunna die Baymax. My knee hurts so bad I think she broke it.

Me: Hahahahahahahah*Falls off chair laughing* OOWWWWWWW!!!!!

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So there it is!!
Completely happened..word for word.
Hehe, I think I'm gonna go now...yeah.
I hope you find it amusing!!
Peace out Berkians...