Comes home from school.

Fiddles with the lock for a minute.

Becomes frustrated when the key doesn't work.

Runs off to the nearest piano.

Rips off the entire keyboard.

Runs back.

Shoots the piano keys at the door like a machine gun while yelling, "Taste the keys!!"

Steps back to admire work.

Says in a surfer's voice, "duuuuudddee..." 

Then yells, "YOLO!" and runs at the door with all force.

...pretty much my life...