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If an ambulance is on it's way to save someone and it runs another person over, does it stop it help that person?

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Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs?

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Why aren't they called bakies instead of cookies?

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Does anybody actually enjoy the music they hear when they are, 'on hold'?

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Why do they call it a T.V. set when you only get one?

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How do they get the deer to cross the road at those yellow signs?

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Why is it that when we skate on thin ice, we can 'get into hot water'?

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Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

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Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

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Why do people say 'heads up!' when you should duck?

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Why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

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If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

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If you are bald, what hair colour do they put on your drivers license?

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How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

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If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

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If the grass is greener on the other side, then what happens when you go to the other side? Does the saying still apply?

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Why do pajamas have pockets?

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Does a goose get people bumps?

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Why is quicksand so slow?

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What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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Why are there Braille dots on the key-pad of a drive-up ATM machine?

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If you wear an antennae to a wedding, will the reception be better?

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What will happen if you put a chameleon in a mirrored box?

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Why do you wear a pair of panties, and only one bra?

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Why is a pear, called a pear if there is only one?

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If a vegetable goes into a coma, is it called a person?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

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Just before someone gets nervous, do they get cocoons in their stomachs?

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Hehe, some very interesting things to keep you thinking for a while...

I'll try do upload more jokes and randomness soon...

My favorite quote ever!...almost.

'When one door closes, there's always the window.'

Hehe...

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