A/N Here's for all those people out there that enjoy some really bad jokes.

1 - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

2 - I don't trust stairs of any kind. They're always up to something.

3 - I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

4 - My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

5 - I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.

6 - He drove his car into a tree, and found out how the Mercedes Bends.

7 - Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

8 - When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase 'Fire at will.'

9 - Haveyou ever tried to eat a clock? Very time consuming.

10 - The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

11 - The cross eyed teacher got fired for not being able to control his pupils.

12 - The one who invented the door knocker got a No bell prize.

13 - The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

14 - I Relish the fact that you've Mustard the strength to Ketchup to me.

15 - Jill broke her finger, but on the other hand she was fine.

16 - I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now.

17 - Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.

18 - I really wanted a camouflage shirt but I couldn't find one.

19 - What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

20 - Sleeping comes so naturally, I could do it with my eyes closed.

21 - There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

22 - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

23 - My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

24 - Did you hear about those new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

25 - I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending.

26 - I tried talking about our future, but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense situation.

27 - Two peanuts were walking through a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

28 - The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

29 - Do bird know where they're going when they fly south every winter, or do they just wing it every time?

30 - Einstein developed a theory about space, and It was about time too.