A/N
A small adventure on Berk....
Lol, you don't hear about this stuff in the episodes...
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Hiccup: No. Absolutely not. This is the stupidest thing I've heard all day, or week, or month, really.

Tuffnut: Oh really, dear chief, this is just another dragon race...except with Yaks.

Ruffnut: Hehe, yeah. It's just like that time we raced flaming chickens, but better.

Tuffnut: Uh huh, those chickens were so lame, they kept running off in circles. So hard to race them. I mean, really chicken? What don't you understand about 'run in a straight line'?!

Hiccup: Um guys? You know chickens don't understand you right?

Tuffnut: ...

Ruffnut: ...

Tuffnut: Of course! That makes so much sense now!!

Ruffnut: Ugh, don't be an idiot. I knew that already.

Hiccup: *Facepalms*

Tuffnut: Yeah, whatever. It's time to race now.

Hiccup: This is so dumb.

Tuffnut: Hiccup, my friend. We've got all of Berk betting on this race. You can't back out now!

Hiccup: What? W-Why would you do that?!

Tuffnut: *Shrugs* It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Hiccup: Why?

Ruffnut: Turn that frown upside down! We're going Yak racing!!

Hiccup: N-no, I think I'll stay here. Lots of chief duties to take care of.

Tuffnut: Nonsense! All of the village is betting on you! Time to go!

(The twins drag a protesting Hiccup to the starting line. To his surprise, Astrid is there.)

Hiccup: What? They dragged you into this as well?

Astrid: What do you mean? This is awesome!!!

Hiccup: Oh Thor.

Random Viking: Everyone get on your Yaks!!!

Hiccup: *Very reluctantly gets on his Yak*

Random Viking: On your marks, get set, GO!!!

(The Vikings kick the Yaks into a slow, very slow, run.)

Hiccup: *To Astrid who's right beside him* I'll have you know, this is the strangest thing, I've ever done!

Astrid: You're telling me!! Where's the speed? The danger? This is boring!

Hiccup: How did I get roped into this again?

Astrid:*Shrugs* Dunno, but the twins are very persuasive.

---thirty minutes later---

Hiccup: UGGGHH. I think I'm going to claw my eyes out.

Astrid: *Doesn't answer*

Hiccup: Astrid? *Looks over and gasps* What did you do to your Yak?!?!

Astrid: *Looks up guiltily from where she's shaved the last of the Yak's hair off with her axe* Oops?

Hiccup: What did the poor little guy ever do to you?!

Astrid: Um, he won't move faster, duh!

Hiccup: So you shaved him bald?!?!

Astrid: Well, excuse me!! How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to do that?!

Hiccup: Look at the Yak! *Jabs a finger at it* Does that look normal, to you?!

Astrid: Um, on the bright side, it won't get overheated from all that fur anymore...

Hiccup: When is it ever warm here?

Astrid: Fair point. *Glances in front of them* Oh look. We won. Yay. *Unenthusiastic cheer*

Hiccup: Look at that...

(Astrid and Hiccup both hop off their Yaks, and look at the slow moving other Yaks in the distance)

Hiccup: Should we wait for them?

Astrid: Nope. Let's get outta here. I wanna go Dragon racing.

Hiccup: Same here. Let's go! *Grabs Astrid's hand, and they race off to find their Dragons*
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A/N
The end.
Your welcome.