A/N Well hello there. ;)
This here is an all out SASS WAR between my sister Irene_The_Wolf and myself.
We're texting... Lol..and it all happened, word for word.
Warning, kinda long.
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Aurora: SASSWAR ON WHO'S SASSIER.

Aurora: GO

Aurora: I am the sass.

Irene: Oh no you are not! I am!

Aurora: Gurl you couldn't out-sass me if your sass depended on it

Irene: Guurrrll you just won't admit you don't have sass Cuz you are jelly of mine. Just like you won't admit that you are so not ready for Freddy

Aurora: PLEASE. *Snaps fingers in z formation* Gurl you should go to the sass store for some new sass, Cuz yours expired years ago

Irene: Oh yeah Gurl?! Well guess what... You have so little sass, even you nerds are unimpressed. Oh yeah, and get this: I OWN THE SASS STORE

Aurora: Well I own the entire franchise Gurl

Irene: Oh plz, you couldn't have sass if your sad little un-sassy life depended on it. So stop being so silly.

Aurora: Gurl, I am the sass you breath in

Aurora: Without me there would be no sass.

Irene: I AM THE SASS OF WHICH YOU SPEAK OF. WITHOUT ME AND MY SASS, NOBODY WOULD HAVE A VOICE AND THERE WOULD BE NO SUCH THING AS WORDS.

Aurora: Preaching to the choir Sass-murderer. You need to own a new store I think. The sass industry just isn't for you.

Irene: Oh yeah? Well sass itself isn't for you! You wouldn't even know how to spell the word sass of it wasn't for me.

Aurora: SASS

Aurora: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW

Irene: !!

Irene: SAAAAASSSSS

Aurora:SSAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

Irene: SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS SASS = Me

Aurora: How dare you type sass in this fashion! There are sass rules, and you just broke half of them.

Irene: *Rolls eyes* Oh plz gurl, you think you know the rules? Well think again. You broke the main and only rule which states that you must have a major amount of sass. And you broke that one cuz you don't even have a wee morsel of sass.

Aurora: What are you Irish now? Gurl, everyone knows I MADE the rules to sass. I may change them if I choose to do so.

Irene: OH NO YOU MAY NOT!! YOU THINK YOU MADE THE RULES TO SASS??!! WELL I MADE SASS ITSELF.

Irene: FROM THIN AIR

Irene: AND THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF MY SASS.

Irene: How u like meh nooww?

Aurora: Gurl, you sound like a sass-less hobo.

Aurora: I feel sorry for your keyboard that has to type all this UN-sass.

Irene: Gurl, I may be a hobo, but I am certainly not sass-less. You have so little sass, it isn't even there. So call me a hobo all you like, but you have so little sass, you are a dead Gurl in my world.

Aurora: HA. <<< See that? That's my sass pointing and laughing in the face of your NON-sass.

Aurora: I'm the queen of SASS

Aurora: I'M ALSO THE PRINCESS

Aurora: HECK, I'M THE ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY OF SASS WRAPPED IN ONE.

Irene: ....I have sass. More than you do, so stop telling yourself these lies. Oh and guess what...I am the consciousness of sass. So without me, your whole royal-family-wrapped-in-one would be nothing.

Aurora: I don't have a conscious nor do I need one. My beautiful family-of-sass-wrapped-in-one is on autopilot and doesn't need your stinkin sass conscious help. PLEASE. Like your whatever you call that stuff, (it's not sass) could beat mine.
Never.
Ever.

Irene: ....wow. It makes me sad to know that people can be so misguided they actually think they have sass.

Aurora: Does your so called 'sass' actually understand the meaning of the word 'misguided?' Or is it your sad sad sad SAD non-sass speaking for you?

Irene: Ooh gurl you did not just say that. I speak for myself. And my sass speaks for me. Therefore, I am sass. End of story. BOOM.

Aurora: You know what? My sass is being sucked into the black hole that is your non-sass. I will no longer waste my sass.

Irene: It's because I am sass, and the black hole is my sass trying to destroy the faker that your 'so called sass' is being. I, the sass, do not appreciate being copied and ridiculed. Please refrain from further non-sass shenanigans.
Sincerely,
SASS

Aurora: OKAY I'M SO DONE.

Aurora: TIE

Irene: Okay let's stop. *Whispers* Un-sassy person...

Aurora: NO. It's a tie!

Irene: -_-

Aurora: GURL do you not understand TIE?

Irene: ....Yeah I do. And it just means I tied up your so called 'sass' so you now have none. *Mumbles* Not that you had any in the first place.

Aurora: GURL LAST WARNING

Irene: OKAY. I'LL STOP

Aurora: THANK YOU

Irene: Okay okay

Aurora: goodbye fellow sass family member

Irene: Farewell

Aurora: Adiós

Irene: Ssaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss...

Aurora: SASS

~THE END~

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A/N
Hey wuddup peoples?!?!??!?!?!?!
Soooo...who won??
Tell us in the comments! 8)
Bye!!