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Aloha! So, Irene and I decided to do some derpy role play...FNAF'S Alert! ...and here It is!! By text of course.
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Irene: Has you given Freddy's hat back yet?

Aurora: No I haven't.

Irene: Give his hat back. Poor Freddy.

Aurora: But I like it.

Irene: He's probably mourning the loss of his hat as we speak.

Aurora: Trololol yeah he was.

Irene: You better give it back.

Aurora: I should think not!!

Irene: I'll naw on your face.

Aurora: That's an endangered hat!

Irene: Give it.

Aurora: Freddy might break it or something.

Irene: It's his for Thor's sake!

Aurora: Okay, I gotta confess something.

Irene: ...

Aurora: I broke his hat.

Irene: O.O

Aurora: It was sooo old it melted when I grabbed it.

Irene: He gunna be so mad.

Aurora: So now I have to sew him a new one before he notices.

Irene: Nooo
Irene: Fix his old one.
Irene: He loves it so much.

Aurora: It's like in seven pieces.

Irene: IDC
Irene: Fix it.

Aurora: It's too hard to fix.

Irene: Fix. It.

Aurora: Ugghhhh
Aurora: Fiinnee

Irene: Yeah you better.

Aurora: I'll get Bonnie to do it.

Irene: WOW

Aurora: He'll totally do it.

Irene: You're such a great friend. *Sarcasm*
Irene: Making Bonbon do everything for ya.

Aurora: Besides, Bonnie knows what Freddy's hat looks like more than I do.

Irene: UGGGHHH
Irene: Poor Freddy.

Aurora: Nuh
Aurora: He won't care

Irene: He has no idea
Irene: He gunna be so surprised

Aurora: I already gave it to Bonnie.
Aurora: He's fixing it as we speak.

Irene: How the heck did you do that like some sorcery there!!!!

Aurora: Bleh
Aurora: Bonnie's good at sneaking stuff.

Irene: What did Bonbon do when you asked him to fix it?
Irene: Oh wait lemme guess.
He said: Not again.

Aurora: Pffff No. He was like, 'Fiiiinnnnneee. You better get me some gummy bears. Just so you know, I might die cuz Freddy loves his hat so much.'

Irene: Yeah. Bonnie loves his gummy bears.
Irene: And I think you might've killed your best friend. Wait, I'll be right back.
Irene: Bonnie just texted me.

Aurora: Wha'd he say?

Irene: He just said that he's hiding in the janitors closet Cuz Freddy's looking for his hat.
Irene: Lolz
Irene: Lolz Lolz
Irene: All I sent to him was a bunch of Lolz.

Aurora: Hahahahahaha, tell Bonnie the closet by Mike's security room has a secret passage that leads out. He can sneak out.

Irene: Kk.
Irene: ...lolz

*Five minutes later*

Aurora: So? What happened?

Irene: ...

Aurora: What does that mean?

Irene: ...

Aurora: Seriously, what does it mean?!

Irene: There's gonna be a funeral at 3:00 on Saturday. Dress nice.

Aurora: Who died?!

Irene: Who do you think?!

Aurora: Bonnie???

Irene: Duuuuhhh. Freddy wanted his hat back...Bonnie freaked out...went out what he thought was the front door...

Aurora: And?

Irene: ...but it was actually the second floor window.

Aurora: ...

Irene: This is your fault.

Aurora: Shut up.

Irene: Well it is.

Aurora: Stahp rubbing it in.

Irene: Lol, see you at POOR Bonnie's funeral...

Aurora: SHUDDUP.

Irene: ...
Irene: lol