Some really bad puns...

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Q - What does a frog like to drink?

A - Croaka Cola.

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Q - What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

A - Nobody nose.

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Q - Why did the skeleton walk into the restaurant alone?

A - Because he had no-body to go with.

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A bike can't stand alone because it's 2 tired.

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If a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.

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Your calendar days are numbered.

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I break into the song if I can't find the key.

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Q - What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A - Bi-son.

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Q - What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A - An investigator.

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Q - How did the Octopus charge into battle?

A - Well-armed.

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So there's that...

Hehe...