A/N
Lol, 'Pranks by Toothless', is a mini series of Toothless playing totally lame pranks on Berkians after being fed strong doses of caffeine by Irene and myself.
Thanks horseland123 for inadvertently giving me the idea. XD :) XD
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Toothless's P.O.V

(Using his portable Dragonese translator)

Toothless: *In bad Australian accent* So here I am, deep in the wilderness that we call Berk. There are many scary creatures that roam these parts, the most prominent, 'The Viking.'

Stormfly: *Watches as he creeps towards Hiccup's house* Toothless! What did I tell you about watching 'The Crocodile Hunter' on Animal Planet?!

Toothless: *Turns to look at Stormfly guiltily and shrugs shoulders* I dunno.

Stormfly: Well, if you actually listened for onc-Wait. Why do I smell coffee?

Toothless: Uhhhhhhh....

Stormfly: *Sighs* And, what, did I tell you, about DRINKING COFFEE!?!? You know how messed up you get on caffeine!

Toothless: Blame Aurora and Irene!! They gave it to me! They came jumping through a portal, handed me a BIG pot of coffee, then portalled off!!

Stormfly: .....and that didn't seem a little suspicious to you?!

Toothless: Nope.

Stormfly: Whatever. What are you even doing here?

Toothless: *Grins toothless grin* I'm pranking Hiccup. I'm gunna sneak up on Hiccup, and scare him super bad. Then I'm gunna run off all scared, like I got scared by him. He's gunna be so surprised!!!

Stormfly: *Mutters* More like completely weirded out... *In louder voice* What? Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he is the chief.

Toothless: *Rolls eyes* And I'm the alpha Dragon, and you're my best friend that's a Dragon. What, are we naming our titles now??

Stormfly: -_- Remind me to hide all the caffeine from you that's on this island...or in the whole Archipelago.

Toothless: Meanie. *Turns back to sneaking to Hiccup's house and starts narrating again*
I've spotted what seems to be, the dwelling of the leader of the 'Vikings'. I, am going to attempt something that has never been attempted in all of Dragon kind!!
*Snickers, kinda fast cuz' of the caffeine*
I, am going to scare the skivvy's right off of his backside!!

Stormfly: Oh Thor.

Toothless: *Sneaks into the house, and right behind Hiccup, snickering like a nutcase* BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Hiccup: Ahhhh!! *Trips over his own feet, his book goes flying, and barely manages to catch himself.* *Turns around, irritated* What the heck Toothless?!

Toothless: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Turns and runs out the door* Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! *In distance* Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Hiccup: What?.....Wait, WHAT?! *Turns to Stormfly* What the heck?! What?!

Stormfly: *Shrugs* Caffeine.

Hiccup: *Facepalms* Oh boy. He's worse than I am on Caffeine.

Stormfly: ....Almost worse...

Hiccup: *Thinks for a second* Good point.

Stormfly: You shoulda seen him earlier, this weird accent and everything. Why'd you let him watch Animal Planet again?!

Hiccup: *Facepalms again* Astrid. Toothless must've pulled the puppy face. Astrid always gives in to that.

Stormfly: Uggghh... Astrid!!! *Runs off*

Hiccup: *Chuckles to himself* Oh boy. Berk, get ready for some lame pranks...curtesy of Toothless.

A/N
Lol, there's gonna be some lame pranks in the future.
They're all gonna be uploaded on this book, Cuz at first I was like, 'This is Toothless and Hiccup! It should be in Ask Toothless!'
But then I was like, 'Nooooo, it's too random... I'mma upload it on here.'
So here we are!!
See you later Berkians!!
:)