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Your welcome. This will probably burn in your mind forever. :p

Dear sister.
You cannot extract the Essence of Hairy Baby from my lungs.
It is embedded forever, and shall remain that way until I croak....
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Dear reader.
You might be wondering how this came about.
Well, I'll tell you.
Me and my sister, Irene_The_Wolf ,
were just goofing off like the Derps that we are.
It all started when we watched the film Big Hero 6, and saw Baymax petting the cat while low on battery, saying, 'Hairy baby!'.
An understatement would be to say that my sister and I are big fans of this movie, and we started bringing Big Hero 6 into our everyday lives.
My sister and I just so happen to each have similiar real fur hats...and we started calling them our 'Hairy babies' because they were our favorite hats, and, well, they're furry.
This is kind of weird, but Irene and I have this habit to shove our 'Hairy baby' on our face when we get scared. Well, we got jump scared, and shoved our hats over our faces.
The hat has a nice leather smell to it, so Irene smelled it rather deeply. Except she did it on the fur side.
The fur side had a bunch of dust in it, that Irene breathed in.
She turns to me, and says,"Dear sister. You cannot extract the essence of Hairy Baby from my lungs. It is embedded forever, and shall remain that way until I croak."
And by croaking she means coughing.
Lol.
I coughed.
After I finished choking.
Because I was laughing so hard...
Yet another story I have no idea where it's going, but felt the need to share our absolute nut bar actions.
I hope you've been severely weirded out by this. Because if you have, then I've succeeded. I shall die happy...choking on Hairy Baby essence...
Thanks for that.
Don't mention it.
Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!
So?
I-uggghh, whatever.
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:)