5 helpful rules to surviving life.

1 -  Shelves are made to hold things, not you. If you can't reach something, get a ladder!

2 -  Never attempt to stop a fan with your hand.

3 -  No matter how much you want to, don't have a pillow fight. It can and will lead to a head concussion.

4 -  Never play catch with a watermelon.

5 -  When walking down a sidewalk, keep a sharp eye on the properties beside you. You never know when a stray lawnmower might be plotting to run you over.

- Follow these rules and you will lead a successful and happy life.