Me: I'd like a Coke please.

Waitress: Is a Pepsi okay?

Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

Waitress: No, real money.

Me: Monopoly money.

Waitress: Do you know what money means?

Me: Money.

Waitress: Well what does it mean?!

Me: Money.

Waitress: OMG!!! IT MEANS MONEY!!! Wait, what?? DANG IT!

Me: Money.