5 Rules of high school

1 -  In reality, teachers hate apples.

2 -  Parading around the halls as an Avenger/Antibully Superhero will give you detention...and also a concerned phonecall from the principal to your parents.

3 -  The first thing I learned when entering high school.  The expression, 'Saved by the bell,' is entirely incorrect and ineffective.   Angry teachers will chase you out the classroom and down the hall if you yell, 'Saved by the bell' and then race out the door.

4 -  In real life, high school is really, and I mean really, not a high school musical.    Dancing on tables equals detention.

5 -  However smart you may be, never embarass a teacher in front of his/her class. He/she is the supreme commander and all holy judge of their classroom. You will die an early death of multiple choice homework tests to which there are no right answers.