A/N Half of credit goes to Irene_The_Wolf .
The other half, well, My Precious!! Lolz.
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(Hiccup, Astrid, and Toothless are going on an adventure through the woods.)
Toothless: *Runs forward and starts growling while digging at the base of a large sycamore tree*

*Hiccup and Astrid run forward*

Hiccup: Hey, what's wrong bud?

Toothless: *Drags a long golden sword out of the hole he made*

Hiccup: *Picks it up and examines it* Wow, I wonder where this came from. I guess we'll look at it later. *Puts it in his purse-backpack-man-pouch-thingy*

Astrid: Actually, that looks kind of familiar. Can I look at it?
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Hiccup: ...Gurl, NO YOU CAN'T! It's in mah MAN-POUCH!!! And it ain't NEVA COMIN BACK OUT!!!!!!

Astrid: What...I just...what??

Hiccup: Gurl, do you have a problem with mah MAN-POUCH?!?!

Astrid: What in Thor's name are you talking about?!

Hiccup: MAN. POUCH. Do Ah have tah spell it out for ya?!

Astrid:... -_- *Facepalms* Not again...
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Hiccup: MAAAAN POOOOOUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!