Hi! Welcome to Derp's book! I'm 17 years old and a junior in high school who should start thinking about applying for colleges next year. I like writing fanfiction and a little fiction just because I can. My mom and dad do not know I bring my iPod up at night to write and I don't tell them I have a Wattpad. I have two siblings named Sibling 1 and Sibling 2 (for privacy reasons) and a border collie dog. I like drawing and anime and occasionally Star Wars and other things. I hate grammarly it points out all my mistakes and makes it longer for me to upload chapters. Narwhale.io, slither.io, and Robot Unicorn Attack are my favourite games. I like it America but I use UK/Australian spelling.  Why? I don't know. I also like speaking languages and am learning Chinese, German, and Russian at the moment.

That's it! That's all you need to know about me. Now on to the real stuff.

Ps. I try not to swear but sometimes it happens. Most swears will end up being Star Warsified.

Question for y'all: I'm setting up my voicemail for my new phone. Which one should I do?

(Sung to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Phone calls, phone calls, holy fuck
My voice box is all filled up.
Leave a message at the beep
Right after I count these sheep.
One, two, ten, five, eight, seven,
Please don't ever call again.

Or

(Also sung to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I'm most likely driving my car
Or I'm up sleeping in bed.
Please leave your name and number instead.
And if you make your message rhyme
I'll call you back in double time.