I read this somewhere many years ago -not on wattpad or any mainstream social media- so credit to original (whoever they are).

"That moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus."

read this if ya want ~ don't have to tho
(actually got this from a discontinued service called Flipnote Hatena, for the nintendo DSi. now tho, certain people, Sudo Fox and other voluteers, have re-continued it [kinda, basically] with the name Sudomemo [Japanese name for it]. they had nintendo's permission and everything. it's not perfect, but yea, it's nice 2 have :)