So, I'm very surprised that no body has asked why my name is HawkeyeSmurf. WHELP I'm going to explain anyway.

I was born on a Tuesday- No, wait, wrong story. Sorry.

*rewind noise*

Here we go. There's this person. Named ChewLoki. Ok, her name is Anne. I lie, it's Lizz. Lizz decided to give me a nickname. and because I love bow and arrow and I shoot it lefty, she came up with Hawkeye. (Yes, Hawkeye shoots lefty. Don't doubt up lefty shooters.) Since she has a two part name, ChewLoki (a combo between Chewbaca and Loki) I needed one too (I guess). So being the random Wookie that she is, she said that I am HawkeyeSmurf.

What's the history of your name?

Amazing names:
ChewLoki
Hammy
HawkeyeSmurf
Boooooooooooooooooop
Peanut Butter SpongeBob

*throws chocolate at you* Have a good day!

Alfred: It's a quarter to 11 at night.

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