So when I was like 8 I had a Transformers Animated Optimis Prime toy. I took that thing everywhere. It was my favorite toy so one day I took it to the park. I left it under a tree with wood chippings on it so no one could steal it while I was on the swings.

When I came back, it was gone. SOMEONE HAD STOLEN MY TOY. I WAS SO ANGRY, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AT THE PARK ANYMORE.

When we went home I was reduced to playing with my Magatron figure.

So if you're the kid who stole my Prime, it's your fault that I'm a Decpticon.