July 21, 9:38pm

I am in a van of singing girls. And I don't know the song. And they were just dancing to the song in public. Help. Help me. I beg of you.

They started the song again. And they're dancing. In the car. They are VERY loud. Help me.

OH THE RIDE IS OVER, THANK GOODNESS!!!

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9:44pm

I was wrong. They just moved it inside the house. They're marching around the kitchen counter singing and clapping.

WAIT. THEY STOPPED.

No, wait, they started again.