Lemonade hurts when you choke on it. Then you can't talk for like 2 min. Not a good thing to do when trying to tell riddles to your friends.

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Me: *sipping lemonade* *chokes*

People: Whut

Me: *finally stops choking* Th~ *cough* Ow~

Me: *continues drinking lemonade*

People: Whut

Me: -_-

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Darn, my lemonade is all gone!