~~~

Me: *gets reply on comment from like a year and a half ago* Oh no. What did I say this time?

Past me: *is obnoxious*

Me: Hoooooooo nooooooooo I've just ruined everything.

~~~

Me: Why can't I sleep?

Me: What did I do different today?

Me: Wait

Me: I had coffee.

Me: SHOOT

~~~

Me: *has door closed because my headphones are broken*

Mama: *barges in* Hi.

Me: Hi.

Mama: ....... Bye. *walks away* *leaves door open*

Me: But

It's

So

Far

~~~

Me: *is reading TFP Fanfic (Maybe is was Bumblemus_Prime 's "Without a Word")*

Daddy: What are you doing on your phone?

Me: It's and iPod and I'm reading.

Daddy: What are you reading?

Me: A story on Wattpad.

Daddy: About what?

Me: Transformers. *starts explaining plot*

Daddy: *not listening*

Me: ((I thought you wanted to hear about it ;-;))

~~~

Me: Please tell me that the week is almost over.

Me: *looks at iPod*

iPod: lol it's only Tuseday.

Me: *curls up in a ball of death and waits for Friday*