Me: *peacefully reading*

Guy: HI

Me: no sir im reading

Me: Hey.

Guy: So have you blah blah blah

Me: sir no

Me: sir i was reading

Me: my hobbit child is on an adventure

Me: stop

Me: Yeah, mhmm.

Other guy: HE LIKES YOU

Me: no thank you

Me: i choose life

Guy: PHHHHHHH NO

Me: please

Me: i just want to read

Me: please

Me: my hobbit

Guy: *leaves*

Me: omg yes

Me: book time

Other Guy: So-

Me: NOPE *walks away*