My Daddy and Me: *soul winning*

Daddy: *making fun of Asian people even though we're Asian*

Me: *giggling*

Daddy: You know what's gonna happen, though, a Chinese person's gonna come to the door and I'm just gonna walk away.

--no one answers--

Daddy: Good thing that didn't happen.

Daddy and I: *walk down driveway*

Asian guy: *opens door*

Me: *on the wet sidewalk laughing*

Daddy: *talks like nothing's wrong*

Asian Guy: *leaves*

And thus, we died of laughter.