WARNINGS/NOTES:

Pairing: Thor Odinson x Reader

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You have always wanted to lift Thor's hammer, Mjölnir, for a very long time. In fact, you grew obsessed with the goal and started to sneak into Thor's room every morning to get to his hammer.

This was usually how it went:

"Morning darling, have you had a good sleep?" Thor asked when he sees you.

"Yep," You said, popping the 'p'. Like every morning, you have woken up way earlier than Thor and have already finished eating your breakfast by the time Thor woke up.

"By the way," You added. "Breakfast is ready!"

Thor nodded to you in thanks and walked towards the plate of waffles that was placed on a wooden table. He sat down before his breakfast and began to devour his tasty breakfast.

Meanwhile, you disappeared from Thor's sight and tiptoed to his room to where Mjölnir was. You slowly pushed the door open, which was always left slightly ajar, to minimise creaks. After doing so, you tiptoed deeper into his room to find his hammer.

Usually, it would be at his bedside. However, sometimes it would end up in random places. Once, it was in the bathroom. Another time, in his wardrobe.

You would then successfully find the hammer and try to lift it, but all your effort you used to sneak into his room, most importantly lift the hammer, was in vain.

You would sigh in disappointment and sneak back to Thor and told him that you had to go to the bathroom or that you were in your room.

Today was not much of a difference. He greeted you, you greeted back, you told him to eat his breakfast, he happily obliges, you sneak into his room and find his hammer.

"C'mon, Y/N. You can do this," You whispered to yourself for self-confidence and tried to carry Mjölnir with your hand.

You carried it.

"I did it," You say, trying to be as calm as possible. "I did it."

However, you couldn't contain the excitement that rapidly grew within you.

"I DID IT!" You cheered. You then began to swing the hammer, thinking that it would allow you to fly.

Unfortunately, something else happened: You did not fly. Instead, the head of the hammer went flying out of the room, hitting a wall with the handle still in your hand.

"Oh no, I destroyed his hammer! What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to do?" You whispered frantically.

You crept to where the head was and picked it up. When you got back up, you saw a shadow and looked up to see Thor with his arms crossed.

"T-Thor!" You said in surprise, immediately hiding the two pieces behind your back.

"What are you hiding, Y/N?" Thor asked with one of his eyebrows raised.

Thor then quickly snatched whatever was behind your back. You had no time to react to his swift moves.

"Look, I didn't know your hammer could do that... I'm sorry," You apologised.

Thor couldn't take it anymore, he burst out laughing.

Your cheeks turned red from embarrassment.

"You don't need to laugh, Thor! Everyone makes mistakes!" You whined.

"It's not because... of that I'm... laughing!" Thor said between laughs, clutching his stomach. "You fell for it!"

"F-fell for what?"

Loki appeared out of nowhere, also laughing.

Thor them broke the hammer to show you bits of styrofoam.

"That hammer was a fake?!" You yelled.

"You think I wouldn't know that you kept on sneaking in my room just to lift Mjölnir? I'm not dumb, Y/N," Thor said. He then summoned Mjölnir and it flew into his grasp. "I had help from Loki over here to make me a fake hammer, I didn't think it would work, much less have you freak out when it broke!"

"I'll get my revenge, Thor!" You yelled.

"Welcome to the Revengers!" Thor said, making Loki laugh.

You then began to chase Thor.

"Come back here, you-"

"Okay, look, I was wrong! Just stop chasing me! Wait no! Not the stick! Don't hit me with the stick!"

"Okay, I won't hit you with this wooden stick" -you picked up a metal rod- "I'll hit you with this!"

You continued to chase Thor until both of you ended up on a balcony.

"Bye!" Thor said as he swung Mjölnir, making him fly.

"Goddamn it," You muttered. You then took your phone and dialled.

"Tony? Give me a suit, please, thanks!" You requested.

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And I shall leave the rest up to your imaginations! Next up, a Clint Barton imagine!

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~Marvel4Life23~