Have you ever been in a heated battle of words? Well, we've all been there. The thing is, we don't always win them. That's where this book comes in handy. With the help of these witty comebacks, you'll always have the last word. (I'll make sure to post at least one comeback a day.) Now go on. Read. You know you want to.

(This is supposed to be a funny book, and no offense made is intentional, if there is any. Also, the ones that aren't cited are the ones I made up.)