What did you think this chapter was going to be?

A collection of random questions?

A bunch of random photos of Keith Emerson sans shirt?

Me talking endlessly about progressive rock again?

SOMETHING MUSIC RELATED AT ALL?

Well, you are all wrong.

No, instead I am talking about sand dollars.

They are so gorgeous, so aesthetic...

I love sand dollars. Definitely one of my favorite forms of sea calcifications.

I remember being a child and loving sand dollars for some reason. Don't ask me to explain.

They are so beautiful.

I found a sand dollar once at the bottom of a lake, and it was broken in half. It made me sad to see it damaged, but I took it home anyways. I've since then lost it.

God save the beautiful, elegant sand dollars!

Really though, my new book will be entitled Lamb Goo the Doo. Yes, I went with the silly title because I could.

Peace out! See you jackalopes in the new book!

(He's wearing a tank top! Therefore, it is a shirt... Bam!)