Let's just settle this. David Bowie and his group of famous friends he had in the seventies were actually squad goals. I mean, literally everyone here is so cool.
Let's go over the squad members...
(This is kind of a tag yourself meme)

David Bowie
Squad leader
Literally fabulous, pretty much everyone's favorite. Always ready to enlist new recruits to the squad. Is friends with everyone. Best fashion taste.

Mick Ronson
Second in Command
Super chill, always backing up and helping the squad leader with their fabulous ideas. Is friends with all the squad leader's friends. Attempts to mimic squad leader's fashion taste.

Marc Bolan
Also kind of Second in Command...
Super fun, super fabulous, super cute, also everyone's friend. Always gives squad leader new ideas, has fabulous fashion taste totally independent of squad leader.

Brian Eno
That Guy....
The "Am I the Only Adult Around Here?" friend. Very selective with friends. The really artsy one, no one understands their fashion taste. Both mystifies and challenges squad leader.

That Guy!
Iggy Pop
Basically the opposite of That Guy.... The life of the party, way too cool for you. Mildly dangerous, yet still fun to be around. Friends with everyone in a certain group. Fashion sense irrelevant/ not even there.

The Quiet Guy
Lou Reed
Well, they're quiet and moody, and no one quite understands them, but actually really chill once you get to know them. Gets on very nicely with That Guy..... Probably talking about poetry or something at any given moment. Very selective with friends. Casual fashion sense.

I feel like I'm a combination of Brian Eno and Lou Reed. How about you?