Okay, so I briefly mentioned why I'd suck at being a groupie last post, (really, thank you Wicked_Annabella for started this!) When I did that, I'll be honest, I was super moody for whatever reason, but I'm feeling much better now, so there you go. So, now I'm going to tell you the twenty reasons I should totally be a groupie, along with reasons I should not.

Reasons I should Be a Groupie

1. I'm actually a very nice person, so I would be really good at approaching and befriending band members.

2. I love hugs and cuddles, so I will always be there in that way when you need me.

3. Being that I am a very musical person myself, I could provide useful information to the band regarding what direction they should take musically.

4. I have nothing better to do with my time, so I'll always be there for the band.

5. I've been told I'm pretty.

6. I'm quite literally a "Sweet Little Sixteen."

7. I'm a great conversationalist, so I'd be fun to talk to!

8. I'm very confident, so I have no problem going out there and dancing and singing at your concerts.

9. My band obsessions run very deep, I'd be enamored with you!

10. I have a high tolerance for some of the stereotypical moodiness of artsy guys.

11. I have a high stamina, so I'll let you fill in the blank here.

12. I'd always be your number one fan, and I'd ensure that all of your creepy fans where well aware of it.

13. I'd always be there to help boost your confidence and keep you on the right emotional direction.

14. Seriously, if your living quarters resemble a pig sty, I'd go to work on cleaning your nasty band trailer like Cinderella.

15. I will keep your band's occasional weed and other drug use under my hat, your secret is safe with me.

16. I won't steal your drugs, because I know Grace, and she is drugs.

17. I have an insane case of wanderlust, so I am extremely eager to go to all the places in every corner of the world!

18. I love concerts, so I'll be at every single one of yours.

19. I'm quite loyal, so I'll always be a devoted fan.

20. I have an extreme desire to get close to bands!

Why I'd be a terrible groupie:

1. I'm Catholic, so I'd always have Catholic guilt hanging high over me.

2. My family would kill me if they found out I was a Groupie, and I wouldn't want to disappoint them.

3. I might be a little too clingy.

4. I could not handle a break up of any kind very well.

5. I don't want to be little more then a sex object.

6. I have zero sexual experience.

7. I wouldn't want to be left for dead outside of a Walmart or something.

8. I'd get really jealous if I saw you screwing all of the other groupies.

9. I'd try hard to be funny, but I'd probably fail.

10. I don't know how to time travel, (yet).

So, there you go!