I found this parody of King For A Day. It's not mine, though I would love to take credit for it.

I'm keep it clean...

Vic- Dare me to jump off of this taco shell

Kellin- Bet you never had an awesome taco like this

Vic- Spice it up! Spice it up! Let's burn your tongues!

Kellin- I take a look inside myself and I see

Vic- Red for the tomatoes, red for the hot sauce, red for the drink that is Jamaica, YOUR FACE TURNED RED

Kellin- Please won't you eat for the last time. You'll scream until there's nothing left. So sick of hot sauce you don't want this anymore. The thought of Chile's no #%$& fun. You want some water, you can't have none. Because enough's enough, you're done.

Vic- I told you finish it well you did. Now your tongue can't feel a thing anymore. You're tired of begging for the water that you want. Your over-sweating like a dog on the floor. YEEEAAAAAH!
The taco that I love! Will surely burn your tongue! Tapatio, habanero, and a lot of sweat. Three cheers for eating it up! Now you're a Mexican. I burned your tongue you mad sit worse by drinking soda.

Kellin- Scream until there's nothing left. So sick of hot sauce you don't want this anymore. The thought of Chile's no #%$& fun. You want some water, you can't have none. Because enough's enough, you're done.

Vic- I told you finish it well you did. Now your tongue can't feel a thing anymore. You're tired of begging for the water that you want. Your over-sweating like a dog on the floor.

Kellin- Imagine eating spicy tacos everyday. Not a single night without a taco in your mouth. And if the tacos shakes the hot sauce under the meat. Well start a new Mexican hot sause NOOOOOOOOOW!

Vic- Alright here we go. Hail tacos. Forgive me. Chile for Chile. Tongues bleeding. Come at me now this HOOOOOOOT
#%$& with this new sauce
OHHHHHHHHH

Kellin- Now terror begins inside a numbness tongue

Vic- The sauce was just a product of the Spanish culture rage

Kellin-  Born into this world with tacos and sauce

Vic- Caught in the spokes with a steaming brain

Kellin- I know you well, but this ain't no taco

Vic- DROP THAT HOT SAUCE IN MY TACO

Kellin and Vic- TACOS ARE A GIFT SO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND EAT IT UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!

Vic- I told you finish it well you did. Now your tongue can't feel a thing anymore. You're tired of begging for the water that you want.

Kellin- Imagine eating spicy tacos everyday. Not a single night without a taco in your mouth. We are the tacos screaming EAT US NOOOOOOOW!!

Vic- We'd rather die than to live without a taco in your MOUUUUTH

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