Okay okay so I was at school looking up names for three male characters I needed for a short story assignment in English. The story was set in 1993 so I looked up something like "popular boy names in 1990."

AND LO AND BEHOLD
I FOUND SOMETHING.

Here are the most popular names in 1990, right? Nothing too extraordinary. You got your Michaels, your Jacobs, your Johns.

BUT HOLD ON.

SCROLL DOWN A BIT THERE

SEE IT?

NOT YET?

LOOK HARDER.

WHAT

HOLD THE PHONE

HOLD IT

LOOK AT NUMBERS 9 AND 10

I'm sorry, I just find that so funny. I was actually laughing quietly to myself during first period last Friday.

It was great.

BUT I HAVE NO EMO FRIENDS TO SHARE MY DISCOVERY WITH BUT WHATEVER, THAT'S WHY I HAVE YOU GUYS.