Okay I know Google probably didn't write this but still.

"An obsessive female fan"

Check

"Usually of movies"

Rarely

"Books"

Sometimes

"Or science fiction"

Never

Wait.

That's it?

I don't see the words "bands" or "band mates" or "ships" or whatever.

WHAT THE HECK?!

IT LIED.

IT IS WRONG.

IT'S A LIAR!

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE! LET'S ALL PROTEST!

WHO'S WITH ME?!

COME ON WHO'S WITH ME?!

oh

no one?

okaaaay then...

*puts flaming torch down and slowly walks away*