Noooo! Not Timmy! xD This is something that happened this morning with @Transformergirl_121 (Ally) and I as we sat in one of the upstairs hallways of our school.

Ally: -sitting next to me on Wattpad-

Me: -watching and reading over her shoulder-

Ally and me: -look down simultaneously and scream, leaping up-

Me: what the heck?!

Ally: a cricket???

A cricked had crawled out from underneath Ally and was now scuttling in circles on the carpet.

Me: o-O Ally, are you giving birth to crickets now?

Ally: no! well, maybe. o-o

Me: Ok, let's move.

A few minutes later after finding a new place to sit, I crash Ally's kindle.

Me: oops.

Ally: Anna! You bitch!

Me: o-o

Me: OMG ALLY IT'S THE CRICKET, IT'S YOUR SON! -points to the cricket which is crawling towards us-

Ally: ooh! COME HERE JIMINY

Me: Jiminy?

Ally: yeah. Actually that name sounds too old. He's Jimmy.

Me: Jimmy... okay.

Ally: NO! TIMMY! HIS NAME IS TIMMY

Me: ookay xD Timmy it is

Ally: yay!

At this point in time we are sitting next to the railing that drops off to the lobby of the school. Timmy, at this time, decides to jump off the railing.

Ally: TIMMY!!!!!! NO!

Everyone around us: 0-o -thinking, wtf is wrong with them?-

Me: -yells- TIMMY COME BACK

Ally: ;-;

Me and Ally: -look down over the railing, searching for Timmy-

Ally: I see him! Right next to that girl!

And indeed, there was Timmy- a mere tiny, scuttling black speck on the white tile. The girl who he had landed by was unaware of his prescence. As Ally and I watched, he scuttled toward the girl, and stopped-

Right.

Under.

Her.

Butt.

Ally: -cracking up- TIMMY YOU BAD BOY

Me: oh lord. o-o

And we never saw Timmy again... Oh well. He probably crawled up the girl's butt.

The end.

And that concludes the story of Timmy... or does it?